White Chili: Go Fix It

Below is an email I wrote to Brett and Morgan because they like to cook foods that are for tough guys. I wasn't going to post it but then someone asked me to... so I was all... "sure thing!". Please excuse my language here. This wasn't originally supposed to go public. I was speaking "man" language. That's "manguage".



Listen up!



Drop what you're doing and go to the store and buy:



1 onion

2 garlic cloves

2 cans cannelini beans

Baby spinach

Chipotle chili powder (or reg chili powder but chipotle rules)

14-16 oz of broth (veg or chicken)

Sour cream (optional)

Shredded cheddar (optional)



Now go home.



Walk in the door and drop your things (not the groceries) one at a time to form a trail to the kitchen (bc that's what you menfolk do).



1. In a soup pot, chop then saute the onion in olive oil.

2. Chop and add the garlic.

3. Add 1/2 tsp oregano, 1/2 tsp salt, 1/4 tsp black pepper, 1/2 tsp chili powder. Mix it about. Just for a minute.

4. Drain your beans and add them to the pot, also add your broth.

5. Rip about 1 cup of the baby spinach into even smaller pieces. Be fierce. Drop that in there.

6. Stir. Bring to a boil, then simmer.

7. Go kiss your wife.

8. After 30 minutes, with occasional stirring, it is ready.



Serve with a scoop of sour cream and a sprinkle of cheese if you're not vegan today.



Thank me later. Fo rizzzzzle.



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